This classic white garment has a soft, natural feel and is knitted in vertical ribbed weave throughout - front back and sleeves. It's machine washable due to being made with 100% high bulk low pill pre-shrunk bright white acrylic yarn, so even a man can chuck it in the washing machine without ruining it.

This classic white garment has a soft, natural feel and is knitted in plain weave throughout so is ever so slightly less bulky than the ribbed version. It's machine washable due to being made with 100% high bulk low pill pre-shrunk bright white acrylic yarn, so even a man can chuck it in the washing machine without ruining it.

This one is completely logo free, whereas the ribbed pullover sports the Emsmorn logo on the right breast.

The plain version of the classic sleeveless pullover - known in the trade as a slipover, though I can't say I like the term. It's more like something you'd do on a mis-placed banana skin, but hey-ho, ours not to reason why. Although, as I'm in carping mode, I think it really is about time we got a new model for this garment, if worst comes to worst I may just have to model it myself. [Oh dear - have you seen him modelling the baseball cap? - Ed.]

A plain classic sleeveless pullover, - known in the trade as a slipover, though I can't say I like the term. It's more like something you'd do on a mis-placed banana skin, but hey-ho, ours not to reason why. This alternative to the better-known brands is equally serviceable, but should only be bought by those who like to pay less than others for a product that does the same thing. For example, you might buy a Ford where they buy a Ferrari, but you'll both get from A to B in exactly the same time when A is King's Cross Station and B is Warren Street.