The plain version of the classic sleeveless pullover - known in the trade as a slipover, though I can't say I like the term. It's more like something you'd do on a mis-placed banana skin, but hey-ho, ours not to reason why. Although, as I'm in carping mode, I think it really is about time we got a new model for this garment, if worst comes to worst I may just have to model it myself. [Oh dear - have you seen him modelling the baseball cap? - Ed.]

This classic white garment has a soft, natural feel and is knitted in vertical ribbed weave throughout - front back and sleeves. It's machine washable due to being made with 100% high bulk low pill pre-shrunk bright white acrylic yarn, so even a man can chuck it in the washing machine without ruining it.

This classic white garment has a soft, natural feel and is knitted in plain weave throughout so is ever so slightly less bulky than the ribbed version. It's machine washable due to being made with 100% high bulk low pill pre-shrunk bright white acrylic yarn, so even a man can chuck it in the washing machine without ruining it.

This one is completely logo free, whereas the ribbed pullover sports the Emsmorn logo on the right breast.

A plain classic sleeveless pullover, - known in the trade as a slipover, though I can't say I like the term. It's more like something you'd do on a mis-placed banana skin, but hey-ho, ours not to reason why. This alternative to the better-known brands is equally serviceable, but should only be bought by those who like to pay less than others for a product that does the same thing. For example, you might buy a Ford where they buy a Ferrari, but you'll both get from A to B in exactly the same time when A is King's Cross Station and B is Warren Street.

Sleeveless pullover by Henselite, ribbed knit. Available in sizes 36, 38,40,42 and 44

A plain classic pullover. This alternative to the better-known brands is equally serviceable, but should only be bought by those who like to pay less than others for a product that does the same thing. For example, you might buy a Ford where they buy a Ferrari, but you'll both get from A to B in exactly the same time when A is King's Cross Station and B is Warren Street.