DP Bowls Ditch Marker

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£7.25
DP Bowls Ditch Marker
DP Bowls Ditch Marker

DP Bowls Ditch Marker

£7.25
These little people hoped to grow up to be lollipop ladies but suffered a
hormone imbalance at the factory and got quite depressed. The good news
is that the blue ones have perked up quite a bit after six weeks of art therapy.

The red and yellow are still feeling a bit down in the dumps and thinking of
throwing themselves off the bank into the ditch, so offers of a good home with lots of tlc will be positively entertained.

Update 15 April 2021: These are now in full recovery and available to good homes everywhere if the price offered is right.
Customer from Ayrshire has reported lauching* out loud - not sure if about our product description or the price....

* Etymology unknown, thought to be an early SNP dictionary entry for the English verb 'laughing'. The dictionary was started just before the 2015 General Election but is still on hold due to certain SNP and ex-SNP big hitters disagreeing about the pronunciation (and speling (sp.))
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These little people hoped to grow up to be lollipop ladies but suffered a hormone imbalance at the factory and got quite depressed. The good news is that the blue ones have perked up quite a bit after six weeks of art therapy. The red and yellow are still feeling a bit down in the dumps and thinking of throwing themselves off the bank into the ditch, so offers of a good home with lots of tlc will be positively entertained.

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